MY NEWLY DIVORCED NEIGHBOR TOLD ME,n “I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HUSBAND — PREPARE FOR DIVORCE.” THEN SHE THREW A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE AND INVITED HIM, NOT ME.
SO I SHOWED UP WITH A GIFT BOX — AND WHAT WAS INSIDE DRAINED THE COLOR FROM HER FACE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
Chapter 1: The Neighbor Who Wanted My Husband
My divorced neighbor told me, “I’m going to take your husband, so prepare for divorce.” So I taught her a lesson only another woman could.
My name is Rachel. My husband Irvin and I had been married seventeen years when Vanessa moved in next door — divorced, beautiful, confident. I brought her a pie and felt sorry for her. Then one afternoon she smiled across my kitchen table and said, “I’m going to take your husband. Men get bored after that many years.”
